How to ruin your camera in 5 easy steps

• Wake up early and leave your brain in your bed.

• Go tubbing - a very popular activity in Asia

basically you sit your ass down on a "tire" and float around...

• Go crazy, get all excited about it!

• Go on your friend's "tire" even if she says "no".

• Drop your camera in the river during the excitement.
  

• Repeat if camera still working.

P.S. My camera is being fixed as we speak, I have a replacement thanks to my insurance.